oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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