Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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