Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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