We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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