is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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