franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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