How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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