This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think I just sharted jello shots
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