i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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