I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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