this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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