I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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