so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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