I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
false alarm. still invincible.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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