Why are handjobs necessary in class?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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