Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
