No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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