we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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