I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
