I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Couch. On fire.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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