Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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