she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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