If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
home. puking in laundry basket.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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