Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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