How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
babies were throwing up all over the place
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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