So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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