Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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