Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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