Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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