Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think your dad took our porno
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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