The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hippo gnu deer
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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