tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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