I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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