Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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