I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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