is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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