o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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