Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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