I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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