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I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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