I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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