? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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