Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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