Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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