these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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