She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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