if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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