Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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