Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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