What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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